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Prepare for the zombie apocalypse. - $400 (Athens, IL)
As most of you know the world will come to an end this December. I have a strong believe that what will happen is a strong pulse from a star will hit the earth knocking out everything that uses electricity. With no electricity the safety measures the government has in place that keep a horrible disease at bay will fail and be released into the ecosystem. The disease will kill half the worlds population and turn 85% into mindless hungry ZOMBIES. Now I'm not talking about the slow moving zombies of the living dead movies. No these will be the zombies that run and surprise you from nowhere and sense cars aren't working how will you get away. After all zombies won't get tired. I have something that may aid you in your survival. No not a gun. Though if you have one don't forget to double tap. Sense you'll need to move fast and under you own power then you'll need a bike. A bike that is just as good on road as off. Sense you are concerned for your own survival and you maybe worried about your spouse as well. Well thankfully I have two for sale. They are both trek navigators with 16.5" frames. One is a mens one is a womans. If you believe that these may help save your life then send me an email or give me a call. I'll sell each for $225 or both for $400.
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